The revolution

Last Sunday night, GOD appeared before us in a blurry vision, it was just after the pub shut at around 11.30pm of all times. We think it was him as he had a white beard although there is a very small possibility it was a tramp, it was hard to tell as he was so blurry.

Anyway GOD (or this tramp character) told us that when he rested on the Seventh Day (after he’d created Heaven and the Earth etc) he got a bit bored, ended up getting lashed on homemade cider and took the Monday morning off as well to help him get over his hangover.

If we at Sunday Drinker can get 10,000 members we can finally be recognised as an official religion and take steps to have every Monday morning off as a religious holiday. (Not all Monday,  we’re not heathens) So go forth and SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

You can start by clicking here to register to this site, and while you’re at it why not click here to join our Sunday Drinker Facebook group and help spread the love?

Sun·day Drin·ker [suhn-dey drin-ker]-noun1. one who enjoys an alcoholic beverage on the first day of the week, observed by many as the Sabbath.

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